((Malibu Beach...home of November.))
November:
It's funny...and not in a ha-ha sorta way, but just a general sorta way...Yeah
it's funny that Cannon doesn't even realize yet what I just did to
him...Not that anyone in the UWL realizes what I just did to him...because well
no one in the UWL understands that I'm doing the same thing to them, but
no...What I did to Cannon was a bit more involved...So I'll explain it to you
Cannon, and your jaw can drop open, and you can start digging yourself out of
that hole I just dug for you...
((Burn...))
Yeah so you know how I don't matter? And how I'm not important? And how you're the "Supreme" champion? Yeah you know all this right? Well then let me tell you something you didn't know...You came all the way from your little corner of a federation...to address me. You took your Supreme title wearing ass all the way from a place where you're assumed a God, and in two seconds, by making me and my family the only reason you showed up in the Mainland, turned yourself into a joke. I fucking control you Cannon. I wanted you to come here, and address me here,...and you did. Hey Cannon...here's my hoop...jump through it.
That's all I needed from you Cannon...All I needed was to show the UWL that no one is untouchable...that I don't care how high up that ladder you get...I'm two rungs above you ready to drop a big boot across your face. And you don't understand any of that Cannon...All you know is that within the UWL that title you wave around makes you something...you don't understand that once you step outside of its confines...you're nothing again.
And then there's the Family.
We can go anywhere and own it in a matter of days...no titles, no matches, just a series of verbal bitch slappings that no one, and yeah I mean no one, can contend with. And so you say..."But can you wrestle?" Because that's always the next question after they realize they can't hang with us on a mental level, and to which we respond..."We can do more then wrestle...we can end you." Hmm, Cannon? Want to see if I'm all talk? If this ego doesn't have a bit of a back bone? I've already challenged two-people who have thus far backed down...fear. So what about you? You want me to be gone? Retirement match is the way to do it. I don't want your belt...I want your career. I want everyone's career. I'm a man...I'll put it all up on the line...I don't care. But how much of a man are you Cannon? Are you going to act like you didn't hear this challenge? Are you going to ignore this challenge like War and that other guy I'm not allowed to talk about? Yeah...that's probably what you'll do. And you call yourself a "Supreme" champion? Make me laugh...harder.
So go ahead...scurry back to where you still have your pride...because unless the next two-words out of your mouth, here in the UWL, are "I" and "accept"...Then I don't see why I should even look at you anymore...You're making me sick as it is. See...you're lucky...I at least gave you a chance to prove you were something, and you failed miserably. You were damn lucky Drake didn't chose to address you...you'd still be picking the pieces of your mind up off the ground right now. You can't touch me, and no matter how much you want to get at Drake...he'll always be those twenty steps ahead of you...That's a scary thought isn't it?
You know what's even scarier? How good you just made me look...thanks.
Anyone else want a piece? No of course not...they all say they want a match, but then I throw "retirement" out front there, and WHOA suddenly the story changes, and I don't matter anymore. That's funny isn't it? Not that anyone else notices this...because well everyone else is patting everyone else on the back, but to the people who matter, The Fatal Charms, it's the only thing we notice...And I gotta wonder why Drake's being so nice...takes a mid-card match when he could be in a World title match...What? No? You don't think he can get one? Trust me this one time...he can get any damn thing he wants...You know what I want? I want a challenge...unfortunately the closest thing to that is the M.o.A. or at least what Abunai calls the M.o.A...Life and Andrews? Didn't they die already?
No sorry...that was just me wishing they would. So yeah I wouldn't normally waste my breath on two-M.o.A'ers of your caliber, but seeing as you're a bit more challenging then oh say, Nails, I guess you'll do. So really the funny thing here is that you two think you're a tag-team...funnier still that you think we're ever going to give you a shot at our World Tag-team titles...What's that? We're not the champions? Yeah...we are...just listen to the silence and you'll understand why. Really Abunai...is this the best you could come up with? This is a joke right? Yeah, thought so.
Bye.
((Fade out.))