((Jamba Juice, he doesn't drink coffee.))

Look at me...now look at yourself. That's what I thought too...November: My name? Of all the infinite possibilities you attack my name? Listen to me, and really listen because I'm only gonna say this once...I could call myself something stupid like...oh... Sandeep, and it really wouldn't matter. You know what really matters in this sport once you get past the names, bright lights, and ill placed ego? Yeah the wrestling part, and that's what you have to worry about WAR...but not my name for Drake's sake.

((Black...all hail Eddy.))

But so ok you did, and now we can move on because I'm a forgiving man and I don't hold stuff like that against people...sometimes. But you just didn't stop there...oh no you plunged right ahead and tried...

Tried.

To give me a history lesson...? Hello? We're the Fatal Charms we decide when to let you have a past, and not the other way around, AND it just so happens all the highlights in your career have the name fall from grace beside it. You remember that right? Yeah we thought you did. So don't for a second begin to think you can tell me anything aside from the truth. See I don't care how dominate you were here, there, or the other place. What I f'n said was that once Bane left it all fell apart. That's truth right smack dab in the middle of your face, WAR. You want to lie about your past? Yeah? Do it to someone like Tennant...someone whose just gullible enough to believe you, and further more doesn't know a damn thing about you. Not to me though. Because my family knows your past,...

And now I get to end your future. No really...you accepted my challenge for a retirement match. Hmm? Weren't listening were you? Not my problem. So I don't know...maybe next week sometime? Me and you in a dark match...because really that's all your career deserves. Is just a little thirty-second bout before the real action begins.

You just ended yourself WAR. I hope you're happy. Because I know I am...Twilight got to end Nightshade of the XWL's career, Drake got to end Bane of the XWL's career, and I get to end you...Yeah, it's kind of a right of passage with us...or maybe just coincidence...either way you're done. Thanks for making my day.

Well you know why that is Rain...why everything's so trivial within the UWL? Yeah, because you refuse to stir the pot...Yeah, your easily content with letting the powers that be decide the course of your career, and never did you stop to think that just maybe you could take it one step further,  if you threw a monkey wrench into everyone's plans, but that isn't your style is it? Riiiiiiiight. Your the happy little champion. Your the team player. Play nice, nice, with the front office and you'll go places...uh-huh.

And I suppose that's a good attitude to take if all you ever want to be in your life is mediocre...because that's all you are right now...mediocre. Supreme Tag-Team titles? Come on that's just a cheap knock off of our AOWF Tag-Team titles, but ok whatever. So I don't know...maybe one day we'll let you have a match with us so that you can then spend the rest of your lives trying to be us...maybe.

Yeah, Abunai...and so you'll tell me when I'm supposed to be impressed right? Because my timings always off when it comes to this whole shadowy, mystery, guy type of thing you have going on...So yeah you tell me when to be surprised, and I'll just point out that mistake you made...that you said you never make. Yeah, it's when you opened your mouth and addressed me.

How dare you. Did I give you permission to speak to me? Did I!? Nooooo...And further more...don't you ever praise me and Drake to anyone ever again. You haven't earned the right to kiss our asses yet. Maybe like in three-years when I retire you, me and the old man will shake your hand, but until such time, as one lackey to another, keep your praises to yourself, and for the love of all that's holy...

Stop ripping us off. Bye.

((Fade out.))