((Easter, was right around the corner now, and he wondered what they'd be doing that Sunday morning. If it would feel just a little more empty without him there. If anyone would be waiting for him to call home. Shawn's daughter would almost be five, and more then likely there would be the traditional Easter egg hunt. He could remember his own Easter egg hunts all those years ago, and then how later they'd all settle down around a table for dinner. His father and uncles talking shop while he avoided the green beans on his plate like the plague. Those were good times, and thinking about them always brought a smile to his face.))

((He'd been fighting with himself over this last week on whether or not he should call home. He knew it'd make his mother happy, but what if his father answered the phone?))

(("Hey dad did you see my tribute to you yesterday?"))

((It would be too awkward. So he'd let the silence remain, and let the bridges burn. After all his dad couldn't even look at him anymore.))

November: It's not that Kevin Merrix is the special guest referee, or that Matt Attict has problems stringing together more then one thought at a time...it's that this match is taking place in New Jersey...which is just kind of like the armpit of the whole New York, tri-state, area...thing...over there. Sure, sure...big names like Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein have come out of NJ...which just furthers my point that Jersey's the armpit state. Really you don't think about culture when the words New and Jersey are spoken...more so you think about a guy named Guido and a horrible football team.

And not that any of that matters really, but it is my opinion on the situation, and as I understand it that's why they pay us to shoot these little gems here...so that we are allowed the opportunity to piss off the entire eastern sea front. But I'll stop you mid "sonuvabitch", and add in that I don't hate the people of the east coast...I just don't get your stance on culture, your taste in food, or why you continue to live in a place where you're forced to shovel snow like 11-months and three-weeks out of the year. My math might be a little off on that last one, but probably not by that much. 

((What the others tend to forget is that he spent the better part of his life in The Family. And that his form of speech, his thoughts, his body language, and even his in-ring style were all products of his environment. Just like members of a family tended to share the same beliefs growing up...so to did Kyle Lee. The only way he could ever stop sounding like them...is if he never was one of them.))

((A thought that's always present in his mind.))

I suppose though that the general populace is more interested in my opinions on my opponents rather then what I think of the wrestling venue. I never said the general populace was very bright, but hell I'll toss 'em a bone anyway because I'm a good guy. 

((Just a short pause...long enough to indicate a change of subject into something more significant to the topic at hand, but not long enough to kill the flow. Not long enough to give the viewer time to start losing focus.))

((He might call home now...if for no other reason then to ask Shawn what he's thinking with all these piss poor venues. Paris?))

So for the third-time now I find myself in a match with, Matt Attict. The first time I no showed...because well I obviously didn't make it to the ring in time regardless of the circumstances. The second-time we mixed it up with Merrix and Donald Mega...and ya know I really don't think his last name's Mega, but kids these days and their crazy hip-hop fantasy's. So yeah...it's kind of hard to count our second meeting as an actual match because well Merrix ended up taking the cake on that one and I don't think 'Tict was ever a factor in the match. Well...that's not fair of me to say. He might have been...I just really don't care to remember or re-watch the tape.

Still all in all this does make it the third time we're to meet in the ring, and this time it might actually happen. I know, I know,...it sends the heart a flutter with all of the many possibilities this match presents. Why with Attict's four-move list of Attict Attack, Attict Attack, cheesy pose, and chair shot...there's no telling what kind of hijinks we could get into in this match.

Tee-hee.

Add to that Kevin Merrix's fine, fine, officiating...Whoa! Hey now hold on there a minute! Kevin Merrix's fine, fine, officiating? Those are words that just don't belong together. Almost kinda like how Swifkicky and ring skills are exact polar opposites of one another. Ya, know I would expect these kind of "special guest ref" stunts from a promotion that contained the letters E, C, W, and A in their abbreviation, but not from the LWF...I mean it's the place that brought us fall from grace 7, and that was...

((A very brief pause for effect.))

Ok...well maybe the LWF does need these kind of cheap publicity stunts to try and re-build interest in a dying promotion, but then that begs for the question to be asked, "If it's dying why are you still here?" So I can make sure to stomp all over it when it finally does close it's doors for the one-billionth time. Shawn's, failure makes me happy. Watching Drake fall apart might even make me smile.

But I'm off the topic here again, and we were talking about Kevin Merrix and his ability to officiate. Since well obviously his ability to comprehend the English language is a bit iffy...well just assume he might have problems understanding Attict when he screams out, "I quit". Hold on now...I'm getting ahead of myself. Merrix, not comprehending the English language? What brought about this line of thought? Oh it might have had something to do with me asking him what the "Irony of Justice" tag was suppose to mean, and him dodging the question and referring me to fall from grace 3 with more questions. Dude, that's why I asked the fucking question...because I...nor anyone else for that matter, fucking get it, hell you don't even get it. In fact I dare anyone aside from you to step out from the shadows and tell me what the fuck "Irony of Justice" as it pertains to you is suppose to mean. That can't. No one can.

Oh, can I define "Irony of Justice?" Sure anyone with the Webster's at home can pull it down off their shelves and define "Irony of Justice". 

There's justice: The quality of being just

And then there's irony: The use of words to express something opposite of their literal meaning.

And with that alone I would take the "Irony of Justice" to mean something or someone that is unjust, and hey if that's all you were shooting for was to be unjust...then hey yeah fine, but don't fucking dodge my questions just because you really didn't have an answer ready for me. Just because you've been matching wits with Riley and Attict for the last 80-years and haven't had to actually think. You've grown lazy and it fucking shows tough guy. 

((Although...really if you looked at Kyle's career you'd notice he's been pretty lazy thus far. Still that's not about to stop him from pointing out others faults. I mean after all you're not interesting unless your controversial right? Right?))

So yeah...sorry about that, but when I ask a question...I want an answer. It's an point A to point B situation that Merrix just doesn't seem to understand, but hey I'll let it go now because I'm the "bigger man", and we'll return to who really matters in this conversation...Matt Attict. And for no other reason then he's my opponent, and you always have to pay some degree of attention to your opponent. Though he's typically predictable in his response, humor, and Attict logic...at times he'll throw a left hook in there just to mix things up a bit. Not to imply that his left hook has much power behind it, just that it kind of comes out of nowhere and has zero place in the conversation.

I'd give you an example...I really would, but his words don't tend to stay firmly entrenched in one's mind like he wants them too. So I'll just have to wait for him to open up his cavity ridden mouth again before I can pull a couple more sound bytes, and once again send him back to the beaches with his head hung low.

Hey...I'm just building a case here people...give it a chance.

((He won't be calling home this Easter. But he will have a message for his father next Friday. A message he won't be able to ignore.))

((black...))